Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet? Sorry, I can't help myself. Whenever I think of Slotland Casino, I think of
the "National Lampoons" movies and the Griswold's family taking a road trip to
Wally World, only this time around its packed to the gills with slot machines
instead of deserted roller coasters.
Well, the reality of the situation is that 1; nobody
wants to do a movie with Chevy Chase, and 2; Slotland Casino is not a place
anybody of us can get in our cars and drive to. We can, however, go online and
take a virtual ride through their cyberific doors! (I'm telling you, I should
have been a slogan writer). Hey, I just thought of another one: "What happens in
Vegas stays in Vegas". Think it will catch on?
Anyways, before I get further sidetracked, let me
explain why I am bringing up Slotland Casino. Although they only have a
combination of fourteen slot and video poker machines (and a blackjack game),
the thing that makes Slotland unique from other online casinos, is that all of
their games tie into a single in-house progressive jackpot. Because their
jackpots are tied into a software provider, only players at Slotland have a
chance at winning top paying jackpots.
The most recent progressive jackpot win was worth
nearly $100,000, and was hit on the Striking 7's slot machine...a no-frills hunk
of virtual metal if you ask me. However, Striking 7's apparently has a penchant
for being loose. Striking 7's has paid out more money than any other online
casino game at Slotland. The last big win on Striking 7's was in the Spring, and
was worth $97,000.
If you've done your math you should see why more
top-paying jackpots are won at Slotland. Just be sure you like playing slots
before you join there. And if you like to gamble from your mobile phone (that's
everybody, right?), Slotland is compatible with just about every mobile phone
you can think of. Yes, even the Apple iPhone (God I want one of those...I don't
know why. I just do.)