So for all you non-American online gamblers out there, the first government
regulated online casino, Lasseters, has announced a new game release. And for
all you slots lovers out there, guess what all four new casino games are? What's
that you say...You can you hear the reels spinning already? Oh, and one last
thing: For all you multi-lingual geniuses who love to your online casino
gambling in various languages, all four games are available in eight languages.
If that's not incentive enough for you to learn a new language.....I don't blame
you.
Honestly, Lasseters is a great place to gamble if you can manage to open an
account. Not sure if they will ever accept U.S. players, even if the UIGEA gets
overturned, but that doesn't rule out the prospects of moving to another country
and becoming a U.S. ex-patriot. I remember when Lasseters was at its peak and
U.S. players couldn't get enough of them. For most players, it was the closest
they would ever get to the land down under. Do I really need to clarify? Yes,
the "land down under" is Australia.
Anyways, back to the online casino games. First let me say that if I see any
more pirate themed slot machines, I'm gonna puke. So, one of the four new games
is called Dead Man's Chest (okay, I'm puking). It has twenty paylines and five
reels, and is complemented by "Odd Shaped Balls". Both slots offer payouts up to
$60,000 and take penny bets. The other two games are Cupid's Bow and Ancient
Wonder's. These are slightly smaller with only nine paylines. They too offer
penny bets. Later this month will come the Santa's Little Elve's slot (complete
with elves, egg nog and Mrs. Claus).
Other news at Lasseters: Income Access affiliate program has launched a new
promotion to inspire affiliates to promote the new online casino slots. I'm not
sure about the exact rules and details of the promotion, but I do know that
through December 15, 2007, affiliates can win $1,000 in bonuses.